Dear Sleep,
Please
consider this letter as a notice of an immediate downgrade of our relationship
from close friends to mere acquaintances. By mere
acquaintances, I mean going forward, I can only hang out with you for a maximum of six hours
every day.
As close
friends, we would spend up to twelve hours non-stop in each other’s company and
I would often entertain you with melodious tunes of various musical keys a.k.a snoring. Effective immediately, I am
putting an end to all these types of renditions.
Sleep! You have
really fallen my hands (disappointed
me). I befriended you but you betrayed me. I had plans to be great but you
succeeded in making me a mediocre.
The books I could
have written, the strategies I could have crafted, the prayers I could I have
said – you denied me all these opportunities and kept me stuck to my bed every
night and on most mornings and afternoons.
Is this what
friends do to each other?
Well, I know
I still need you around but as I have earlier stated, I’m sorry, we can only
continue as acquaintances and not close friends anymore.
Thank you
and best wishes.
Signed
The
Man With A Future
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