Dear ‘My Future’,
Please accept this letter as my formal application for the position of ‘An
Individual With A Great Future’.
I am a young, active, brilliant professional who, for reasons of being idle
and confused, now channels my energy and resources into creating ‘go-to’ platforms
where ‘breaking news’ are shared.
Over the last couple of years, I have become technologically savvy, with
great proficiency in phone usage. My two most-used functionalities are ‘record’
and ‘send’. Whether it makes sense or not, I record it and post it online. It
is a fast world and whoever breaks the ‘news’ first gets the most attention. Therefore,
I really do not have the time to verify before I amplify any message.
While I could be using my time online to learn new life, business, and
career-transforming skills, I see more opportunities in peddling rumors and viewing
meaningless videos.
I have built a qualitative experience ‘forwarding’ unnecessary, unsolicited
and unverified messages to people. In particular, when there is a promise that ‘god’
will bless me, I usually make sure such messages are sent out with utmost
urgency. Whatever is sent to me – profanity, etc., my contact lists must
receive them.
When it comes to recording, sharing and forwarding ‘news’, nobody is spared
– my friends, pastor, manager, colleagues, and family members.
Recently, in response to one of my posts, somebody told me I may be ruining
my future gradually, by maligning others. I immediately rejected that negative
suggestion in ‘jesus’ name. My portion in life is to succeed and succeed I
must, especially in this ‘content-hungry’ world.
The beeps from the different likes on my posts wake me up in the
morning, and in going to bed at night, I regularly peruse what needs to be posted
the next day. Keeping my seven social media platforms active everyday has been
a great delight, and I hope to sustain this momentum as I take up the role of ‘An
Individual With A Great Future.’
Please give utmost consideration to these invaluable experiences I have
noted above in your decision.
I look forward to hearing from you and will appreciate an opportunity
to discuss further with you soon.
Sincerely,
The Guy With A Doubtful Future.
